If I had a penny for every time I wrote 4ST instead of 5ST.....

It's official, all teachers are targeting me! You guys think so nice kah to call out my name every time in class. I know lar bah I'm the only one who is daring enough to stand up to you, mock you and be frank with you, but still... I'm kinda asking for it though I gotta admit that. Then again, I just can't stand being around the stupidity that teachers create. BLAME IT ON MY PARENTS!

You see, my mum went to high school(well, a year only, but still) and university in Canada, and dad was uni-educated in London, so they always encourage me to speak my mind. I'm sorry if it bothers some teachers here, but I'm glad I'm not molded to be according to some Asian "sensibilities" that in class, all I can do is sit, listen, shut up and absorb any information that the teachers spoon-feeds. HARSH, yes, but true nevertheless.

Oh whatever, a few years to go and I will finally express my thoughts without the fear of being expelled or something ugly like that.

I'm so glad my parent's are weird but awesome in their own way though, even though I complain like a female dog on steroids. I MEAN... Dad just bought a Pearl (IT'S A BRAND) drum set, a Yamaha keyboard and an Ibanez bass guitar out of the blue. But get this, none of us siblings know how to play ANY musical instruments.

But nooooo, now he thinks he can cram lessons into our poor heads and god willing, be able to play all of it ASAP. Oh daddy, hmmmm... We just had a guy come over and teach us the drums but I quit halfway. BORING!!!!!! I know I sound like an ungrateful child but the thing is, I AM AN UNGRATEFUL CHILD, when it comes to learning music at least.

Well hey, at least my parents can be cool when they try.

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Me Mum

Try you check the flight to Singapore. Cheap kan.

*see the price*It's fine

You wanna go this June holiday? Got the big sale you know.

Yeah yeah sure mummy. *as if it would happen*

Help book the flight. You big girl already kan, take my credit card.

Wait, are you serious?!

Yeah lar, just the two of us go. Biar your daddy yang jaga tu budak lain. Both of us deserve a break.

F, you are serious!

When there's a credit card involve, I'm always serious.

You didn't take too many "happy" pills now did you?!

You ni kan, don't go lar if like that.

Okay okay, I wana go!

Then stop talking.

For once, I'll listen to you :)

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Yup, within the span of 35 minutes, my mum decided that we are going to Singapore. My mum's crazy, and I love her for it.

invisible

YOU JUST SEE RIGHT THRU ME,

IF YOU ONLY KNEW ME,

WE COULD BE A BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE,

UNBELIEVABLE,

INSTEAD I'M JUST INVISIBLE

It's a crime...

to badmouth people as much as I do. But hey, it's not exactly my fault. It's just that, some people are so RIPE for mocking! Enough said.

Interview is over and done with. Honestly, I'm okay with the selection we had. Hmmm, hopefully this year we can still improve from how we did overall last year. Some were very quiet you can hear a pin drop when they're talking, some were so overconfident they irk us B.O.D's with their atitude, and some were just plain wrong for Interact.

I enjoyed the part where when the interview was over, all the B.O.D's gather to discuss who we want in and who we want out. Mocking ensues. However, there was also quite a number of people who didn't have the guts to go for the interview. CHICKEN.

At least my acara sukan is over and done with. TWO GOLDS!!! Beat that :p I know I'm very late in putting up my new year's post but that's what you'll get if you have a dictator for a mum.

And Chan Sze Wei, before you kill me, I have made a decision. And that is, to drop debate for mooting. I want both bah dat but it'll clash sometimes in the future. I love debate but I need to try something new. And I want the award for BEST ADVOTAGE! So, there you go.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in schools

KL 2moro!!!! Excited much!!!! Apparently, this holiday is very budget-controlled so maybe the shopping thingy has to be scaled back. Oh well, I'm not complaining, at least I'll have my last chance at letting loose b4 next year :) Haha, can't wait for the Interact interview next year though, buli the juniors to death, I mean, whatchu talkin about?!

Wahai B.O.D-B.O.D sekalian, prepare you torture devices, instruments and whatever schemes to make the interview 'interesting', alright?

But kan, I'm not sure I'm fully prepared to go to school yet. Let's see

• MJ as our Add M3 teacher. Shit, die lar us. I guess all those times spent NOT doing homework in Form 4 will come back to bite us in the ass in Form 5. Don't forget, got folio oso.
• Which brings me to Moral. Remember teacher Rosmah told us to do our folio for next year during the holidays. Did you actually do it? Nerds...
• Last minutes instruction to do a PEKA report for Chemistry. Like, wtf?!
  

AND NOW THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRGH!!!!!!!


I chip the paint on my nail :(...... I so sad oh, I thought can last until school wana start, but apparently the world hates me, so events happen which lead to my paint job being ruined.

BTW kan, I did nail art on my nails twice this holiday. TWICE! So nice o the people do, here got some more designs...

LOVELOVELOVE the strawberries. So cute kan... The blue nails is also not so bad



And yes, the person is able to paint shoes on a NAIL as well. I was like "can you paint my potrait on my nails?" She thought I was weird, oh well, at least I tried asking.



And of course, my FAVE!!!!!!!!! So nice kan, like something you can find in one of those old barber shops, just with more and much prettier colours. My fave colour is purple fyi.

Lookie here, It's Samantha Sa-mule Samy Velu (Bervert's nickname)! The only girl from Convent who gets to skip the early days of school till Chinese New Year because she's on a students exchange program in Italy. Urrrgh, I hope you have fun ogling the Italian dudes Sam, and it's true, I'm jealous!!!!! Gawd, I look old :(


Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I'm sorry I couldn't come to Sonia's X'mas party tonight. I'm a bit sorry I can't go to the youth's Retro X'mas party tonight.It's just that, my mum decided to have our own X'mas party tonight. :(

I want my maid to come back soon !!!!! Cleaning up the house plus preparing the food and some games is not easy especially in my house. There's so many places to clean! I can't live without a maid! She makes life so much more bearable.

But at least it's 3 days to KL!!!!! I can't wait to shop. SHOPSHOSHOPSHOPSHOSHOPSHOPSHOPSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who says life's unfair? But promised mummy already no more play play after hols.

So, I just bought 4 reference books and 15 workbooks from Annaclare. Loves her. Paid RM50 only :) I tell you lar, I now have 23 Reference books and 80 workbooks to do to prepare for SPM. And I barely have a-fifth of the workbooks needed for Form 5 plus no SPM mock papers yet.... Sigh......

I'll conquer you SPM, I will !!!!

Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me love Christmas, very much. But I love Christmas even more when people give me money. O f course, it gets even better then two people does it. I love u grandma and grandaunty, u rock ! So how was your Christmas? I spent the morning in Putera because the church had this combined meeting thingy, and you know, so many people came, like 1500++, including monkeys, i mean children.....

So I keep on seeing them running around like wild animals and I can almost swear that children is out of the list for me. Of course, as usual mummy has other ideas AKA she wants more brats to lie around the house ruining my day. NO FREAKING WAY!!! I hope she menopauses soon, before she pops out more children.

One thing I do want more of, beside cash, is heels!

LV heels!



Never seen anything like it. Christian Dior!



And this people is my dream wedding shoes. I noe the black colour is inappropriate for bridal shoes, but anyone will be forgiven with this shoes. I mean, come on! It's Christian Louboutin!!! Now all I need is a guy who is at least 6' as my husband to accomodate my heels collection later on. Gotta look nice in the pictures no?

Price of all the above?: Probably enough to support two people through an entire duration of studies in Institut Sinaran.

Worth it? : Every single freaking cents !

I wonder if I ever cross your mind. For me it happens all the time ;-) (updated with pics)

I'm finally home !!!!!!!!! RYLA was definitely an experience to remember, I'm smiling now. I still remember while on the bus and the lady did this ice breaking session which was both boring and awkward. Come on lar, u can't find any other activities besides adding "...in the bedroom" behind a quote. But there's one quote actually, get this. "It's finger licking good, in the bedroom". Okay, that was gross.

Then we reached an Orang Asli village where we donated food, used clothes, etc. Haha, a rotarian said their culture is being lazy. wtf, is that even considered a culture? I mean, they have a proper home, running water and electricity provided for but they couldn't even bother to wash their clothes! Sad.

Later, we were split into groups. Obviously. It was random, like they started countin 1 to 10 and that would be your group. I was in group 8. LUCKY NUMBER! But my group no hyper people lar, but it was a nice change. I didn't mind it though, it's nice to be around peaceful people, sometimes. So they gave us colours and our group name must have the name of the colour in it. Our group was called the Green Goblin. Don't mock it, it's magical :)

After that, we were asked to make a flag for each group. It was okay, considerin not everyone can draw like Andrea does. There's one group called the Pink Rangers and on their flag appears to have one sick Ranger. According to their hyper team leader, it's because THEY'RE SO GOOD, IT HURTS. Idiot.

Of course RYLA is not so much a physical camp because the bulk of the activities is made up of ceramah-like session. Some were eye-opening, some was just dead boring. The clown workshop was fun. I now am not afraid to twist the long sausage balloon. I'll impress you guys when I make a dog out of a balloon in school, mark my words. Then, we get to be clown. I make-up Ah Man (my team member) and vice versa. Too bad I didn't wear the full clown costumes, all oredi kena take. But hey, at least I got to wear an Afro wig. It was, INTERESTING. Pics?

WARNING: TO THOSE WHO HAVE A FEAR TOWARDS CLOWNS, DO NOT, AND I MEAN DO NOT SCROLL DOWN ANY FURTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Ah Man, and I did her make-up. I know, nice kan :) Bah, saya yang buat,MESTILAH!!! Kurang asam, she got to wear full costume btw

The singaporean girls on my team make-uping each other.

BUT BABY, THE BEST IS YET TO COME. WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT..........

So this is what I look like on a good day....


And on a bad day.............. Well actuallly, I'll look much worse than the picture above. You know, when I showed my bro the picture, he cried? LOSER

FFFFOMG, but getting rid of the make-up was a pain in the ass. We had to use baby oil I tell you. And we had to do it fast because of the jungle trekking later. Which by the way nearly ruined my Nike. But it was fun can burn all those calories piled up from eating 6 times a day, which was heavenly by the way.

All in all, the camp was definitely worth all the beggin I had to endure to persuade the mother plus the amount of money spent. RM 270 can buy you a dress and shoes okay. I'll also miss all those people I've made friends with, c u guys on MSN ? I'll also will never forget the view there. Can lawan Sabah man. But the last day of the camp was kinda bad, especially for Adam (another participant from Sabah). So sad man, he lost his camera just minutes before leaving for the airport. 700++ pics I tell you. Terus the mood hilang when getting back home.

Wanna guess what's waiting for me as soon as I reached home though? Sup Tulang! My daddy lovingly masak the sup for 5 hours so that I can eat a home cooked meal to welcome me home. Isn't that sweet? And he's sick lagi tu. But of course he still merajuk cuz I answered his sms very late, poor guy.

P/S: I passed the driving law test already. 45/50 bebeh. Looking forward to driving to school next year, you noe you're jealous!

PPS: I'm helping my aunty to sell stuff at the Gaya Christmas Carnival. Come and buy k :p (My mum made me do this selling thing btw, to "discipline" me)

All I can commit to is "maybe"

Oh yeah, I did a great job commiting to the "hiatus".

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Oh bloggie, when I thought I'd get sick of you after not updating and abstaining from the Internet, I WAS DEAD WRONG!!!! So people, how was your holiday so far? Mine? Nevermind. But things are looking up for December cause Mummy just allowed me to go to RYLA (pronounced RAYLA)!!!! Inilah, I thought she was a menopausing social pariah but apparently she loves me enough to let me go to Johor Bahru alone, well not exactly alone, but at least away from her "guarding wings" for 4 day 3 nights.

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Sad thing is, only 3 Interactors are going from Sabah, which is mua, Andy and Adam. Oh God, I can see what will happen there. I'll be so anti-social. Not only that, Andrea will dazzle everyone with her awesomeness that no one will know I exist. And then, I'll entertain myself by attempting to kasi juling my eyes . Sad. Did I mention there's Talent Night? Apa sia mau buat? I have no talent, mati lar me...

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Oh well, I would have miss the other Interactors yg cannot come. I understand it's expensive cuz have to pay RM400 for the RYLA plus airfare to and from JB. But guess what people, our school is subsidising RM200 and three Rotarians with really deep pockets is sponsoring RM400!!! Oh man, I would have kicked myself if I didn't say yes to going, it's so cheap now! dun bah, I'm not rubbing it into you faces, whatchu talkin about?!ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

And I'm sorry I'll have to miss Bervert's perfomance in da manga exhibition thingy. Don't worry Bev, I know you won't embarass me. Break a leg, preferably Dodo's. You know I love you :) I buy you keychains later, i think, I mean they're kinda expensive. Ok lar, I'll try to buy you a keychain.dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Speaking of which, there was this really cute guy who came to my aunty's wedding. He is not a relative so I don't have to feel guilty (cuz every other guy there was a 2nd or 3rd or 4th or ..... cousin of mine!). Orang putih again dat ! whaaat, I'm not sakai, pfft....

But too bad, I found out he's only thirteen!!!! Inilah, I was already dreaming about having kids with blond hair, it sucks to be older, hmph.... ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Well, I'm off to study cause sum1 made me promise to do it in exchange for JB. ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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P/S : I know this post sucks mothballs. But then again, you can't win them all :p

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

HIATUS?!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

My nostrils hurt, seriously! So far, the highlight of my holiday is none other than getting a nosebleed, sad isn't it? Budu SESB, always no current my house and it's getting toasty. Remember sketsa, the part when I said I was a puteri lilin? I wasn't kidding. When mummy brought us to grandma's house, you'd think they'd have current right? WRONG! I hate this state man, Australia's waiting for me as we speak.

Speaking of the nosebleed earlier, did you know that blood came out of only one nostril and the other one is just the 'regular' stuff? I know, too much info, but I can't help it. Maybe I'm a mutant and my superpowers are developing. All those years expose to the dust and heat in 4ST has finally taken a toll on me and maybe, in given time, I'll secrete 'enzymes' which will have mind-control properties over people. If that happens, the first thing I'll do is make a pilak rape the BM Perv. Hey, I might even be doing him a favour.

Oh, and the aunt's wedding is like 2 days away. I really can't wait to get this bridesmaid duty over and done with, I mean you think I like to serve people with cakes and beer ka? It's like my permanent job. I once serve beer to this guy who was wearing this songkok. Smart. He looks like Mazlan, but tubbier. It was not my fault okay, I blame it on the heat, and secondhand drinking.

And guess who has a bloggie now huh? I bet Bervert has the answer. Inilah, I'm the main topic lagi tuh. I feel loved bebeh, LOVED. So anyone coming to watch New Moon? I don't get the hype that surrounds that movie, but I guess I'll find out in a few hours.



Maybe the hype is about him?

PEACE OUT!!!!

P/S: My nostrils still hurt....

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be

I'm really really goin to do it! I'm going to write a book, a good fiction book and hopefully it'll get published. But that's not my main aim, not for now at least. I have always wondered "what if" this and "what if" that so I want to stop wondering and just do it. I promise when I'm finished, I will make it free for everyone to read.

Dun worry, It won't be about vampires. Cause it seems like that's the 'It' genre right now. And no, I'm not about to steal Bervert's crown. She's still the better writer. By the way, I'll just published one of my work here. It is a sonnet, which was done during an English class by Teacher Siska. It is about moving on from a particular relationship (first love maybe?) even though it seems impossible at first. Yes, it is completely original okay. Tiada tiru-tiru. It's not my best work but it'll do for now. Enjoy!

Sonnet 16

You came and left with footprints in my heart,
The memory of us is not enough,
On that fateful day when we grew apart,
Living through life as it is just grew tough.

Mum says it’s kind of like catching a cold,
One minute I’m fine with the circumstance,
One minute I’m sick as a man who’s old,
All this emotions makes me feel so tense.

But now I am no longer a victim,
I can do away with that gripping fear,
And never breathe a word about boredom,
And fill the relentless minute my dear.

The next time we meet from you I’m hoping,
To hear,”congrats on the new beginning. ”

By ,
Bervet’s darling, Mirable’ XD

P/S- Bev tricked me into giving this sonnet to her so it will be published in the school mag next year. She's such a perv, I know...

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you

I'm not a loser just because I'm facebook-less! There, i've said it. Why must I have one? I don't own a camera so I can't post pictures. I won't bother to update cause I'm lazy. And SPM is next year for me. So why in the world would I want one?

There's this one guy bah, Adam Fu is its name. He kept on mouthing "loser, loser" when he found out I did not have an fb or whatever abbreviation people give facebook. Ugggh, I spent a lot of time updating this blog already that I don't have any left to spare for facebook so don't ask me to make one again okay. Like this lar, I'll make one when my parents buy me a camera. *pinky swear*

Oh, and somehow, I sound sexier now, no thanks to my ugly immunity system. This always happen to me, why must I be sick when the school holiday is starting? Then mummy will start nagging on how I might infect the other three monkeys who somehow shares the same DNA as I do. This is exactly why I should be the only child. If there's only me, only 1 sick kid to take care of right? Haiyaa, it's basic math yet my parents still don't understand that 4 kids is 3 too much.

Anyways, I just read Emerlay's post on her trip to KL and in school, I keep on hearing stories on how they are going overseas and stuff. Make people jealous only this. Someone even forgot to buy me keychains. I did went over seas though. Yes, thats over seas, with a space. I went to Labuan, the land of cheap chocolates, cigarettes and alcohol. A students' dream, a dieters nightmare. Oh man, even the KFC there no tax, so for the first time, if the fries cost RM 2.45, you pay RM 2.45, not RM 2.63 or ugly numbers like that. But because of that, I now know that if I were to do my Matriculations, it would not be in Labuan. A few months there, and I will look like Jabba the Hunt.




Not attractive.

But hey, I did not just spend my time in Labuan stuffing myself with chocs only okay. I actually learned something new. What is that you may ask? Well, it's a sport called lawn bowl. If you think it sounds lame, it kinda actually is. It is the slowest physical game in the whole entire world. You roll, yes, roll the ball, and wait for minutes for it to curve on the padang and hopefully hit the jack or target. The funniest part of the entire thing was when this guy with a walrus moustache said to me

Okay, sekarang awak buang bola ni sebab awak jadi lead untuk group kamu.
Huh?
Kamu jadi lead, L-A-D, lead. Faham?
Err, okaaaay.

Btw, I did manage to hit the jack, twice! Take that, whoever is the current champion for lawn bowl is. If being a doctor does not work out for me, I can always fall back on being a professional lawn bowler.

Speaking of which, Nerd said to me that I now I something to blog about when I found out what my results were. BOOYA! I got number 1 bebeh. This is so awesome but I couldn't express my happiness enough cause my nose is blocked so if I keep on talking and bragging, I wouldn't have any organs to breathe.

So this is the final result.

BM: 85/A
BI:86/A
M3:89/A
ADD M3:86/A
BIO:82/A
PHY:69/B+
CHEM:79/A
LIT:89/A
SEJ:90/A+
MORAL:61/B

Overall result: Pure euphoria! Still, stupid new grading system. Mummy was like, "Your bragging rights have been forfeited on the account that you only got 1 A+." Way to spoil the mood mum. Didn't I tell you how much I love my mummy for being weird and mean at the same time.

xoxo
Number 1 :P

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed

I'm warning you Jeremy and daddy, don't come and read my blog or I'll make it private and then I'll make you pay!

So, I just went back from the youngest bro's school concert and I saw the most disturbing sight EVER. My bro was made to use heavy makeup, HEAVY MAKEUP I TELL U! I'm talking about bright pink eyes, cheeks and lips, on a boy. Doesn't a kid have rights to look normal? Or is it that the rights are not implemented on certain occasions to the delight of adults who thinks it is okay to prance children around in any looks of their liking, regardless of their gender? I'm not against school concerts and all, but try seeing a dozen boys prancing around in tutus and then form your own opinions.

On a lighter note, the concert gave me a viable excuse not to go to youth. It has been SIX weeks and counting since I've been there. What? It's not like I didn't try to like it okay. It's just that by the time I joined it, everyone has formed their own cliques and leaves me to entertain myself by reading the buletin board and stuff. I'm pathetic, I know. And don't get me started on the language barrier. I'm sick of trying to keep up with whatever they are trying to say and it's not like they are helping. Someone said to me, "Why you don't take up the Chinese language. You know that we are going to take over the world someday, considering how many of us are actually present now. Do yourself a favour and learn lar." Well, why don't you take your FLAT ass somewhere other than near me and bother other people. I don't like you people anyway (the youths), I'm happier here with the buletin board than I am with you guys anyway.

One more thing i'm happy to be with is the new clothes that mum bought from KL. She got me 2 jeans, 4 tops and 5 dresses, not joking. I love love love you mummy! And I can finally say that I'm a proud owner of a Levi's jeans. You know how much those babies are worth? Try RM250 and above. Maybe for some it's considered cheap lar but that's like 5 to 6 times more expensive than my regular jeans. What, I miskin bah. I'm considering naming it. Give me some suggestions, you know you want to. Landay should come up with something awesome, kan Landay. I'll find out Mazlan's number if you do.

Even so, mummy decided that the PS2, Internet and TV is of limits during the holidays because she said something about SPM and how I should get straight A+ for it. How in the world can people do that? And what the heck is it with the education ministry and + and - signs. I think Malaysia is the only country that has three levels of A.

But I will not let that get in the way of me making sure that the holidays will live up to its name. That means minimum work and maximum play. Speaking of which, anyone want to friend me take the drivers' law test? I mean, how hard can it be right? Right?

PS- Guess who just got 79 and possibly the highest for Bio and Chem? :D

xoxo
you know i want to read your comments and spams

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

Hey people, can you actually believe it's November! Uggh, I'm getting older everyday. Everytime i look into the mirror, I can almost swear I see a teeny weenie wrinkle somewhere. But hey, at least my eyebags are not that noticeable, yet!

Let me just wish Daniel, the 2nd younger bro, a happy 9th birthday. Yes, he's the kid who everyone say is very cute and handsome one. He is also Sharren's favourite among all my brothers. Whatever, just don't turn out gay. No bah, joking only, you knew that right ?

I want to post his picture bah but then I realised I don't have any on my phone right now. But guess whose picture did I found ?


The Bervert I have come to know and, errrr, know. And not forgeting

The youngest bro, Jacob! Apa nie? Pouting competition kah? Well move over kids, cause I have the official winner which will not, and shall not be dethroned! Wait for it, wait for it...


Bah, sepa lagi kan? Were you even surprised? I know you weren't :P

Pictures aside, guess who will be a bridesmaid this month? Okay fine, maybe I should stop asking obvious questions about myself, even I'm annoyed. Oh yes, and the best part of being a bridesmaid? The dress of course. I don't know if it is because I have been watching too much E!, but I think kan my aunty purposedly made the bridesmaid dress to be not so pretty this, you know, so that no one overshadows the bride. I don't wanna say it but I have too, it looks so outdated, uggh. But nevermind, it's her wedding, not mine. I will just run away when it is time to take pictures. Either that, or I'll secretly alter it a bit, or a lot.

One more thing I can't wait for is Bio results. I really really want to know my position in class this. So far, it's okay I guess. Got hope want to crack into the top 3. I have 6 A1's so far, let's see if I can bring it to a 7, but I doubt it. Whatever lar, I'm done trying to please someone, that's for sure. Mummy was like "6
A1's only? For you kan Mirabel,I would expect 9 or 10. Who ask you to be so lazy. Try to be more like *tut* lar." Pfft...

I want to continue but the clock is showing 2.12 a.m. already and I can't keep my eyes.... open. Unless I want to wake up with drools all over my laptop,I'll have to call it a day, or night, or morning.


xoxo
I can't type anymore, zzz...

Malaysian Hell

Hey people, I thought I'll just keep myself updated but nothing interesting has happened yet so I'll put up this joke that I saw while randomly surfing the Net :)

A Malaysian named Ah Meng dies and arrives in hell. He finds that there is a different hell for each country and he can choose which hell he wants to go to. He first goes to the Singapore hell. There outside the door is Ah Lian, looking bored. Ah Meng asks, “What do they do here?”
Ah Lian replies, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Singapore devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the day.”
“That’s terrible!” gasps Ah Meng. He is terrified! “I’m going to check out the other hells!”, he yells. He checks out the Thailand hell, the Indian hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the Singapore hell. You get tortured to death basically!
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and discovers a huge line of people waiting to get in. The line circles around the lobby five times before receding off into the horizon. Ah Meng pushes his way through to the head of the line. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the day.”
“But… but that’s the same as all the other hells! Why are there so many people waiting to get in?” Ah Meng protests pointing to the long queue.
“True, but because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Gormen servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen for teh-tarik…”
Ah Meng faints!!!

So true....