Wednesday 25 January 2012

Like wtf?! Of hemlines and distorted notion of rules

     So anyways, let's get right down to business shall we? When they say you skirt/pants should be at least knee-length, normal people would think that this
IS KNEE LENGTH.

THIS
IS KNEE-LENGTH.


THIS
IS FRIGIDDY FRIGGIDDY FUCKING KNEE-LENGTH.

So yes, I like them knee-length dresses. It's easy, just one piece of clothing, put it on, and you're good to go. None of those mix-and match shit-whatever-else that you have to do with other items of clothing. And less items of clothings to wash as well. I mean, WASHING one baju kurung, THIS


is like washing two dresses already. And before you complain about me being a lazy bitch, please do remember that I'm from freaking Sabah, and I don't go back every freaking SHORT AND LONG WEEKEND to an awesome house with awesome mothers who will awesome-ly wash clothes for their beloved, spoiled and entitled prince/princesses gifted and humble geniuses they have as their children.
Yes, there's the laundry service, but I don't trust them with my more expensive clothings as they've manage to lose my Esprit t-shirt which makes me look like I've lost weight. Now I'm stuck with the other Esprit t-shirt, the one that makes me look like I'm wearing a tent, or the the female version of Jabba the Hutt.

NO. JUST NO.


Anyways, my point is, I have tried to follow the rules. In fact, as far as I'm concerned, I AM adhering to the rules. The silly point brought up by a few people out there is, when they say knee-length dresses, they meant a dress that'll remain knee-length when you
a) Go up the stairs
b) when you're sitting down
c) In any other positions you might be found throughout the day ie bending down and etc.

With that in mind, this























IS NOT KNEE-LENGTH.


BUT THIS IS.




I don't want to make this into a religious issue, because it's not. KYUEM is and always will be a predominantly-Muslim community. With that, comes a level of conservativeness which must be taken note of and thus, makes KY incomparable to any other private colleges in Malaysia, in terms of their clothing policies.

However, like in anything and everything in this world, there's a limit to the amount of conservativeness a certain college can impose on their students. AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, most of us are bound to head to a Western country after KYUEM and trust me, if you haven't seen much body parts in your lifetime. THIS

  

IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS.


Speaking of which, I don't get what so sensual and alluring about kneecaps that people insist on covering it up so much. I mean, look down at yours now, 
SERIOUSLY, DO IT!
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I mean omg, look at the curvature of that knee caps. God, it's so eye-popping and so gorgeous. Somehow, looking at it more, it's so...... phallic. The unevenness, can anyone say SEXXXXXXXXY. OMG, I just thought of the word SEXY. It has "SEX" in it. Gosh, now I need to go and have sex with any random stranger that I come across. OMG I CANNOT TAHAN. Must. watch. porn. And pleasure myself.


And it's all because of a person's kneecaps.  






BTW, To give me a piece of your mind, please key in GO-FUCK-YOURSELF on your mobile phone.









SORRY LAR I TAK BAIK,
Belle <3