Friday 19 February 2010

This is just effin stupid

me chattin wif indian stranger
me indian dude
you are now chattin with a random stranger. Say hi!
hi
hi
asl?
f or m?
17 f malaysia
I'm 19 m India
u noe whr malaysia is?
yes of course
ofofmy fav places
really?!
gr8 place
yup
gr8 like u
u've been here b4
hahahaha, sure
lolz
wat abt India?
so how r u?
hnmmm
india is a nyc place too
like normal
hope u hv heard abt it
of course
hahahaha
we watch hindi movies here
it's like every sat at 2 on national tv
so wats ur name miss stranger....dats wat I hv to call u now
really...
dats nyc...
u no hindi
seriously, u're not malaysian if u haven't heard of India
not hindi
very far from that
haha
so I take it u're hindi
wich movie
like duh!
yup
there's so many
i am hindi
u???
some are like blockbusters
wats ur fav
like all those shah rukh khan, hritik roshan
hey n wats ur name.... sweeet miss stranger
and some are like b-grade
jane
ya, lolz....
nyc name
hi jane i am safal
studyin, workin?
so u do understand sum hindi
well, studyin
i noe pyarr means love
after all i am only 19
hu noes
wow
wat else
errr,that's abt it
wat abt u?
wat do u do
studyin
double duh
only 17
owww, sweet 17
wana be 17 again
really
u wudn't
17 is a time of major exams here
but wat do life goes on'
ohhh
it's like do badly, and no scholarsips or good uni admissions
ADB to u then
all the best... ADB
oh ok
so jane, wat r ur hobbies
??
mock ppl
wow
dats y I'm here
sometimes u come across perverted ppl
best time to mock
heyy i'm not like dat
yeah
ya
so wat do u think
i noe how to spot a perv
can we be gud frens
they'll be like
jane
wana suck my dick while i fuck ur ass
yeah
lolz, thx..
bt how?
heyyy... u're on facebook
nope
i'm serious
well ok
my dad has 1 and i don't
twitter
well den get 1

plz... dyin for ur friendship
i
am
ur
buddy
pal
:]
hahahaha
i thought India has over a billion ppl
so
wat....
dun u hv frens among the billion ppl?
i hv
but u noe wat...we indians love to make more and more friends
it never stops
love has no limits
:]
wat say?
HMMMM, NO!!!!

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Thx chan, for corruptin me by introducin the website
Now all I do is mock losers frm arnd the world

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