Malaysian Hell

Hey people, I thought I'll just keep myself updated but nothing interesting has happened yet so I'll put up this joke that I saw while randomly surfing the Net :)

A Malaysian named Ah Meng dies and arrives in hell. He finds that there is a different hell for each country and he can choose which hell he wants to go to. He first goes to the Singapore hell. There outside the door is Ah Lian, looking bored. Ah Meng asks, “What do they do here?”
Ah Lian replies, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Singapore devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the day.”
“That’s terrible!” gasps Ah Meng. He is terrified! “I’m going to check out the other hells!”, he yells. He checks out the Thailand hell, the Indian hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the Singapore hell. You get tortured to death basically!
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and discovers a huge line of people waiting to get in. The line circles around the lobby five times before receding off into the horizon. Ah Meng pushes his way through to the head of the line. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the day.”
“But… but that’s the same as all the other hells! Why are there so many people waiting to get in?” Ah Meng protests pointing to the long queue.
“True, but because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Gormen servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen for teh-tarik…”
Ah Meng faints!!!

So true....

You're so hot, you denature my proteins

What biology-related pick up line?!
I just had a 7 1/2 hours of nap and now i feel like I really can do something productive like studying but naaah, so now i'm blogging :)
Installation Night was great but I never thought I'll shed tears over it. And not just any tears mind you, I was crying because of the stress having to bear responsibilities for two people. Yes Liyana, I really did cover your ass that night ! But someone from the Rotary Club complemented me on a job well done so I guess I'm over it. Andy really help me with everything and she also came up with the poem I recited during my time hosting it, thanks babe ! I can't help it so here goes :

A night you'll surely remember,
Lights, camera, show me the action,
With much pride and honour,
Welcome to the first Joint Interactor Installation.

My favourite part of the whole night? Looking at people and their clothes. Seriously, I'm so in love with Fiona Wah's dress ! I couldn't ask for a better partner during hosting as well. I'd choose Liyana from Lok Yuk over my initial partner, some girl from All Saints any day. Sorry lar All Saints girl, but maybe next time, it's smarter to throw away your chewing gum before actually talking on the microphone. People can actually hear chewing sounds coming from you.

It was also great seeing people that I haven't seen for a long time, but I actually approach only one of them. No, who said it was Kaiser :P He was like, "You look really different with make-up". wtf, isn't that what make-up is for! Too bad he forgot my name, and he when he remembered, he went like, "Of course!. Now I remember your name. Myrabel right, Myrabel!" pfft.... I saw others as well but I too malu to say hi cuz I don't think they remember me already.

Oh, and I finally got to know this neanderthal named Hugo. I've met him in competitions and stuff but never actually talked to him. Oh and his younger brother as well, but I forgot his name. Hugo was trying to hook up with Andrea but alas, he didn't succeed, cause you know, it's Andrea. It's fun to see him try and fail though, and Andy's reaction is priceless. He was being all "good boy" during the dinner but he changed colours after that.

Since my dad was suppose to pick me, audrey and her sis up right after sending mummy and my three brothers home (yes, I was the only interactor who actually brought the whole family to the Installation. What, more tickets sold bah!), I didn't call him to pick me up after that cause I thought he'll terus come back for us. What happened after that was me, Audrey and sis and Hugo and bro stayed at the hotel until it was way passed midnight. I think that sounds wrong but who cares. We immediately talk about stuff, a lot of stuff. 18++, whatchu talking about !

Then, the dad came and we send Audrey and sis to their grandma's house. On the way back, I suddenly got hungry so I asked daddy to bring me go makan. I think it was pass 1 something in the morning already. Terus my dad marah cause he was like,"you just went back from a dinner that cause us RM55 EACH and now you want me to stop and buy you roti canai again ?! What's wrong with you! " I never saw daddy marah and I immediately burst out laughing. Sorry lar, but I think my mum's PMS rub off on him already.

Isn't he hot ? If you can't guess from the words on his picture, his name, stage name anyway, is Mir and he's in this new group called MBLAQ. You know, Mirabel. Imagine if I was his girlfriend, just imagine lar. It'll be like, "Oh Mir, I'm so in love with you. Oh Mir, I love you too. Oh Mir, you're so hot. Oh Mir, you're hot too. Oh Mir, I'm so lucky to be with you." And then I'll be like, "I know right".

:P

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Yes Sul, I know la bah i didn't update for so long already, but like what for ? I'm not as social as you, no one really cares if i don't update, right, right? Anyways, I just really can't wait for excel to be over. Why do we need two final exams anyway, whoever suggested it must be morons.

So anyone coming to Installation Night ? I know who won't, most of the seniors that is, not that I blame them. RM 55 can get you a lot of things okay ! Twilight DVD anyone ?

So shock man when I found out last years ticket was only RM 35 and they even subsidised it for the juniors okay. Why so mahal wan ? I mean sure the "harga minyak naik" excuse will be use and all those other craps but still, RM55 ? That made a lot of people unable to come to the party, so sad, cause, less hot guys for me to ogle at lar...

But hey, there are still reasons to come bah despite it's hefty price tag. Oh, like guess who's one of the MC for that night? Oh yeah, babe. Wanna see Miraa crash and burn in front of everyone while holding a really loud microphone ? One night only, for RM 55, you'll get to see that and MORE ! Come, come, bring others too. But most importantly, buy the tickets from us okay !

And guess wat, someone who shall remain anonymous got a bit jealous about me being MC yesterday.... Yeah, like I can't see you got shocked when you heard the news. Look, if you really want it that much, go request from Teacher Wee to replace me with you lar. I don't want it anyway. Just don't come up to me and say, "Woah, you actually ask teacher Wee to make you MC ?" Cause I didn't okay, I'm not desperate, I'm not YOU.

But not all is lost though, I never thought my mum would buy me a new dress PLUS shoes for the Installation Night, thanks mummy :) I love the dress, kinda colourful. A combination of my fave colours again that, black, white and red. o,O loves it

And no, nothing's gonna spoil my mood now, not even if I'm suffering from the curse of the 9's... What's that you may ask ?

Physics : 69 as in, one more mark to A2 :(
Maths : 89 I thought this got hope to get best subject, but alas, it didn't happen

Whateves, I'm too tired to care already, I really am.... I'm sure the whole of Form 4 feels the same too....