Malaysian Hell

Hey people, I thought I'll just keep myself updated but nothing interesting has happened yet so I'll put up this joke that I saw while randomly surfing the Net :)

A Malaysian named Ah Meng dies and arrives in hell. He finds that there is a different hell for each country and he can choose which hell he wants to go to. He first goes to the Singapore hell. There outside the door is Ah Lian, looking bored. Ah Meng asks, “What do they do here?”
Ah Lian replies, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Singapore devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the day.”
“That’s terrible!” gasps Ah Meng. He is terrified! “I’m going to check out the other hells!”, he yells. He checks out the Thailand hell, the Indian hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the Singapore hell. You get tortured to death basically!
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and discovers a huge line of people waiting to get in. The line circles around the lobby five times before receding off into the horizon. Ah Meng pushes his way through to the head of the line. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the day.”
“But… but that’s the same as all the other hells! Why are there so many people waiting to get in?” Ah Meng protests pointing to the long queue.
“True, but because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Gormen servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen for teh-tarik…”
Ah Meng faints!!!

So true....

You're so hot, you denature my proteins

What biology-related pick up line?!
I just had a 7 1/2 hours of nap and now i feel like I really can do something productive like studying but naaah, so now i'm blogging :)
Installation Night was great but I never thought I'll shed tears over it. And not just any tears mind you, I was crying because of the stress having to bear responsibilities for two people. Yes Liyana, I really did cover your ass that night ! But someone from the Rotary Club complemented me on a job well done so I guess I'm over it. Andy really help me with everything and she also came up with the poem I recited during my time hosting it, thanks babe ! I can't help it so here goes :

A night you'll surely remember,
Lights, camera, show me the action,
With much pride and honour,
Welcome to the first Joint Interactor Installation.

My favourite part of the whole night? Looking at people and their clothes. Seriously, I'm so in love with Fiona Wah's dress ! I couldn't ask for a better partner during hosting as well. I'd choose Liyana from Lok Yuk over my initial partner, some girl from All Saints any day. Sorry lar All Saints girl, but maybe next time, it's smarter to throw away your chewing gum before actually talking on the microphone. People can actually hear chewing sounds coming from you.

It was also great seeing people that I haven't seen for a long time, but I actually approach only one of them. No, who said it was Kaiser :P He was like, "You look really different with make-up". wtf, isn't that what make-up is for! Too bad he forgot my name, and he when he remembered, he went like, "Of course!. Now I remember your name. Myrabel right, Myrabel!" pfft.... I saw others as well but I too malu to say hi cuz I don't think they remember me already.

Oh, and I finally got to know this neanderthal named Hugo. I've met him in competitions and stuff but never actually talked to him. Oh and his younger brother as well, but I forgot his name. Hugo was trying to hook up with Andrea but alas, he didn't succeed, cause you know, it's Andrea. It's fun to see him try and fail though, and Andy's reaction is priceless. He was being all "good boy" during the dinner but he changed colours after that.

Since my dad was suppose to pick me, audrey and her sis up right after sending mummy and my three brothers home (yes, I was the only interactor who actually brought the whole family to the Installation. What, more tickets sold bah!), I didn't call him to pick me up after that cause I thought he'll terus come back for us. What happened after that was me, Audrey and sis and Hugo and bro stayed at the hotel until it was way passed midnight. I think that sounds wrong but who cares. We immediately talk about stuff, a lot of stuff. 18++, whatchu talking about !

Then, the dad came and we send Audrey and sis to their grandma's house. On the way back, I suddenly got hungry so I asked daddy to bring me go makan. I think it was pass 1 something in the morning already. Terus my dad marah cause he was like,"you just went back from a dinner that cause us RM55 EACH and now you want me to stop and buy you roti canai again ?! What's wrong with you! " I never saw daddy marah and I immediately burst out laughing. Sorry lar, but I think my mum's PMS rub off on him already.

Isn't he hot ? If you can't guess from the words on his picture, his name, stage name anyway, is Mir and he's in this new group called MBLAQ. You know, Mirabel. Imagine if I was his girlfriend, just imagine lar. It'll be like, "Oh Mir, I'm so in love with you. Oh Mir, I love you too. Oh Mir, you're so hot. Oh Mir, you're hot too. Oh Mir, I'm so lucky to be with you." And then I'll be like, "I know right".

:P

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Yes Sul, I know la bah i didn't update for so long already, but like what for ? I'm not as social as you, no one really cares if i don't update, right, right? Anyways, I just really can't wait for excel to be over. Why do we need two final exams anyway, whoever suggested it must be morons.

So anyone coming to Installation Night ? I know who won't, most of the seniors that is, not that I blame them. RM 55 can get you a lot of things okay ! Twilight DVD anyone ?

So shock man when I found out last years ticket was only RM 35 and they even subsidised it for the juniors okay. Why so mahal wan ? I mean sure the "harga minyak naik" excuse will be use and all those other craps but still, RM55 ? That made a lot of people unable to come to the party, so sad, cause, less hot guys for me to ogle at lar...

But hey, there are still reasons to come bah despite it's hefty price tag. Oh, like guess who's one of the MC for that night? Oh yeah, babe. Wanna see Miraa crash and burn in front of everyone while holding a really loud microphone ? One night only, for RM 55, you'll get to see that and MORE ! Come, come, bring others too. But most importantly, buy the tickets from us okay !

And guess wat, someone who shall remain anonymous got a bit jealous about me being MC yesterday.... Yeah, like I can't see you got shocked when you heard the news. Look, if you really want it that much, go request from Teacher Wee to replace me with you lar. I don't want it anyway. Just don't come up to me and say, "Woah, you actually ask teacher Wee to make you MC ?" Cause I didn't okay, I'm not desperate, I'm not YOU.

But not all is lost though, I never thought my mum would buy me a new dress PLUS shoes for the Installation Night, thanks mummy :) I love the dress, kinda colourful. A combination of my fave colours again that, black, white and red. o,O loves it

And no, nothing's gonna spoil my mood now, not even if I'm suffering from the curse of the 9's... What's that you may ask ?

Physics : 69 as in, one more mark to A2 :(
Maths : 89 I thought this got hope to get best subject, but alas, it didn't happen

Whateves, I'm too tired to care already, I really am.... I'm sure the whole of Form 4 feels the same too....

Do people who spend RM7++ apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

MY COMPUTER GOT ATTACK BY VIRUS...... Now, everytime I turn on my Internet, I see an advertisement that whores out gay guys, exactly what I want on my computer kan??????????????? Yeah, so The only time I can get on a computer is when my dad brings in his laptop (like now) because if not, I'll just have to spend my free time studying. Yeah, like that's gonna happen...

Now that Teacher Wong and Huong has gine back to UMS, I don't have the motivation to study especially since Puan Pang and Teacher Ismail is gonna come back and teach us.


Why is everyone leaving? The trainee teacher's are (except for teacher Dewi), and now, even Jaebom is leaving 2pm... I nearly cried even though Jaebom's not my favourite member :(



When I first saw the article on popseoul.com, I was so shocked I couldn't do anything besides breathing cause you know, I gotta live. Then I also found out how mean Korean Netizens can be towards idols there. From what I can conclude, Koreans generally have this very high expectations from idol stars that they expect nothing but perfection. Come on lar, they are humans too.... Jaebom was a teenage boy when he came to Korea to train and he doesn't anything about Korea and their culture. Of course he would be frustrated and made the mistake of publishing negative comments about that country. Still, that's not a reason to actually hate him and publishing harsh things that are untrue about him. Worse still, netizens even started an online suicide for Jaebom to commit suicide! No wonder there are so many Korean stars commiting suicide.....

He might not be the hottest but he's not that bad, at least he's not that gay-looking, like the virus-induced gay adverts on my laptop anyway :(

Till next time....

Anywhere is paradise; it's up to you.

I WANT THE HOLIDAYS BACK AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time flew so fast that I can't believe it's already September until mummy pointed it out to me in the car today. I was like, *tut*, what the hell ? How did the 8 months past me by just like that? I started to think about what have I done to make my life worthwhile this year. The answer ? Nothing much actually.

Then I went to school and my duty this whole week is to actually take care of "Pentas". Pentas duty means we have to tidy up the stage, turn on/off the light and fans in the main hall and also check the students that comes in late. However, since this week is still in the Merdeka mode, we have the extra duty of controlling the radio that plays all the patriotic songs whose lyrics no one even bothers to remember. Too bad, the radio we're stuck with has no battery charged and the wires to connect to the power source are chewed off. That's right, chewed off. Probably the rats in the staff room have something to do with it. I heard from Pervy David that it is their mating season or something like that. So, at the very last second, I told Amelia to ask the students to sing our normal Tuesday song, Wawasan 2020. Thank God no teachers noticed. (They were probably relieved if you ask me)

Everything after that basically went uneventful UNTIL it was time for Perv's class. Uggh, somehow, my worst classroom experience always happens in HIS (It's?) class. Teacher Wee (da male species, let's call him he-Wee) suddenly came in and announce that we're going to get new tables and chairs. I was NOT happy especially after seeing what we would have. You see, 4ST and 4SF have these Huge tables where we to 7 people can share it comfortably because there is just that much space available. Too bad our new tables is kinda small so we can't just put our stuff here, here and here like we use to ;(... Not only that, there are only three tables per row so many friends have to be separated.

But NOOOOO, that's not the worst part for me. Apparently, people already `booked' their places for themselves that in the end, guess where I sat ? Sana paling hujung. Angry doesn't sum up my feelings that time. I was disappointed, hurt and appaled by what I have to go through. My feelings were not because I was separated from my friends. I know I can adapt to the people around me. It's just that being put behind makes it THAT much harder to concentrate, to see the whiteboard(especially the LCD) and also to be noticed whenever I have any questions to ask the teacher. Part of me feel that some of the places in front are wasted on those people who do not even appreciate it because whenever the teachers' are teaching, they would be sleeping. As loud as I may be in class, I still listen and I still learn. I'm not boasting, but how else can my results be that good? [At least better than most people in my class, no offense, results are not everything by the way :)]

But I guess people tend to overlook the smarter people because guess who are my sitting partners? Andrea, Eileen and Margaret, some of the smartest people in their respective subjects you would ever know. (More motivation to score at least and I can ask for help for any subjects without having to walk far). So yeah people, go ahead and sleep all you like in front. I'm going to prove once and for all that I can get me some of those best marks in subject's award. You wait and see.

However, I want to clarify one thing here. I am not mad that you did not reserve any seat for me because I know that you tried your best (these people will know who you are). Thank you for at least trying to change the seating arrangements with the Perv and the he-Wee so that I can seat in front. Some even wanted to change place with me because I guess I didn't hide my displeasure at all. I was tempted but I didn't change because I care for you guys and I can't be selfish and let you suffer sitting where I am right now because it is harder given the disadvantages it brings. But now I realize that I have nice people to call my friends and for that I'm very grateful. That and the fact that I got 100 for Maths, yes!!! :p

The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it.

Cause your so hypnotising, you got me laughing while I sing.... ;X

How do I start this ? First of all, congrats to Joeanne and Steve for their marriage on Saturday ! Of course, I thought that it does matter when the groom is taller than the bride but you guys totally proved me wrong. Don't bah, I'm still a teenager so I'm allowed to be a little mean right? Oh well, your marriage shows that height doesn't matter cause well, love IS a little blind right...

But I don't see myself marrying a shorter guy because I practically live in heels, except for school at least.I'm super serious, once, I even shovelled tanah hitam with my beloved heels because that time,I didn't own any flats whatsoever... Yes, not even a selipar jepun. But now I'm a proud owner of 2 sandals, oh yeah.

Before I forget, I give all my condolences to Uncle Kwan and his children Jonathan, Joanna and Josephine for the passing of their wife/mother, Aunty Ivy. I'm sure that Aunty Ivy is in a better place now.Remember the way that Pastor Fred put it, it's not goodbye because you will meet again in heaven. Don't forget God and that will surely happen.

Woah, when a death happens to someone, even if they are not close to you,it puts a lot of things in perspective doesn't it? Mummy keep on asking us what would happen if she was to die now. Of course I told her not to say that again but Jacob (my youngest bro) said "saya tidak mau mummy pergi" and proceeds to lay his head on her chest. So sweet man that kid, but no mummy, I don't want another brother or sister again, so stop asking me if I want you to breed again, you're not a rabbit and you're too old, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

However, my real answer would be that I cannot imagine life without you because I don't think sixteen years is enough time to spend together. In an ideal world, I would like all of us to go into eternity together so that no one is left behind, having to be burdened by the feeling of sadness and abandoned.But I know that it is too much too ask. And if you were to go now, I would like you to know that there is still so many things I havent't ask for forgiveness for, about stuff you know and don't know. So much more secrets to tell, so many experience to go through together. I'm not ready to lose you yet, and I don't think I'll ever be.

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat

Haha, I know it's a very random title but still it's kind of true isn't it? Landy says I should update more, *U noe, like she does*, so here you go my darling :x.I can't believe the holidays have started but I'm of kind of wasting my time now cause some1 related to me (jeremy the annoying sibling) is having his UPSR so my momma doesn't want him to waste his time go jalan-jalan -_-" Whatever Jeremy, remember what I told you, don't ^%^# this thing up. Go and get that 5 A's, can that. Just because I call you stupid doesn't really mean you are okay.

What else, oh yeah, I also found out my dearest Add M3 teacher who tirelessly teach me and patiently answers my stupid and random questions punya Chinese name. Get this, it's Tan AH KAU (Ah Kau is Chinese for dog,lol.). That's kinda funny of his parents, maybe when I have kids I will name them with an embarassing name to make them suffer, hehe.

Speaking of studyin, all 4 ST students are required to go to school to finish some aktiviti for Kemerdekaan which is to paint the kain rentang. So far so good, but I didn't help one bit with the painting. Probably because there were to many people already doing it and you know, too many hands spoil the broth, or in this case the kain rentang so I'll paint tommorow okay, Andy you have my word. It's nice meeting friends and just talk and kacau their handphones and stuff. Saw some Form Five students as well who came to school for their kelas tambahan. I didn't know that our school allows students to wear their normal baju for kelas tambahan. Does it only happen in Convent ? OMG, so many questions lar dis school brings up in me, or is it just me ? Nah..

xoxo
Mir

No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown

Mirabel or Me Rebel (hmmmm)

Wow, it has been a very long time since I updated my blog. Reason is :

1. I'm lazy

2. I procrastinate

3. Everytime I rajin already, sum1 else go and use da laptop (ie. mummmy, daddy, 3 ekor budak lelaki who somehow share the same DNA as I do)

4. I'd rather go to fanfiction or youtube

5. I sometimes worry if I write stuff down I might actually realize my life is quite boring :(

So, does anyone have a cure for emo-ness ? I think I'll probably need it for the next 2 years of my life. I'm so not motivated to got to school, to study, and all those right now. Who does that anyway? Ewww.....

By the way, all those time I spent away from blogging, surprisingly quite a lot of interesting stuff happened in my life. Let's see, first of all I went to Kem Perdana. It was quite good except the Landay incident. To know more, just go and read at landay's blog, interesting that.

After that, finally got my result lar...

BM: 93

BI: 98

M3: 100 (13 other people in my class got the same marks so it kinda lose it's novelty)

ADD M3: 74 (lowest marks ever, *sobs*)

PHY: 56 (i hate this subject anyway and surprisingly my marks got 2nd highest, weird... )

CHEM:81(Yay, highest! Finally)

BIO: 75 (Bervert got 90, what a nerd.... No bah, you smart bah)

SEJ: 86 (happy lar juga but sum1 got 98, *coughs* Mimi *coughs*)

PM: 59 (No one ever seems to score Moral in our class anyway, so whateves lar... What are the chance that Moral can be excluded from the compulsary subjects in Spm by 2010? None ? Thought so.....)

LIT: 76 (I quit this paper 25 minutes before the time and I immediately pass up to teacher... Seriously, my brain just shut down, Is it a medical condition? I shall name it as MABES, or Mentally Abused By Exam Stress.... Wow, I should get a Nobel Prize for that !)

Verdict : Reading back what I wrote, I kinda realize how ungrateful I sound. I mean it's not that my results are THAT bad (except: Phy, PM and Add M3), it's just not THAT great.... Whateves lar, I guess it's kinda fair considering I spend zero amount of time on homework and studies... I have so much to be grateful for, at least I haven't failed once, right, right ???

Of course, the most recent "event" that happened was I went to this Australian Education Fair organized by IDP. The time was kinda weird because it only lasted 4 hours but the good thing is it is organized at Le Meridien. There were a lot of universities that had an exhibition there,namely:

1. Taylors College (Australia Branch, who knew Taylors College from there, I thought i was Malaysia punya.... Wow, I'm really that outdated huh ?
2. Monash University
3. University of Tasmania
4. University of New South Wales
5. University of Adelaide

And a lot more (too malas to write). The best thing about this fair is that 90% of the fair is actually conducted by Australians themselves and not some Malaysian representative of that particular University. It was very enlightening and I'm seriously thinking of taking my Medicine course there. The downside, a very conservative calculation done on my part taking into account that the inflation rate for university fees is around 4%-7% a year, my parents would most likely have to fork out RM1.2 million alone on the fees. This is excluding the money that I will spend on accommodation, food and uilitis, etc.... Ouch !!!

There was these 1 incident that is most memorable there. I went to the University of Tasmania booth and this was what happened

me dad UTAS guy

Hi, I'm here to enquire about the Medicine course in this University

When will you get you A-levels results?

*taken aback*Well, I'm only in Form 4 this year so.....

But when are you going to get your A-levels results?

I hard for me to tell you exactly because I'm not sure which intake date will I choose to follow....

So are you saying that you don't know

*looks at dad for help*

*blurrrrr*

Well, maybe sometime in 2012

when of 2012 ?

..................

Do you know that most people apply for a medicine course a year before the course actually starts ?

A year ! Are you like, serious ?!

*rolls eyes* What do you expect? I can see that this would not go anywhere so I'll just ask her (some random local career counselor) for the exact month, ok *rolls eyes for dramatic effect again*

Freak, should have known he was a bad guy from his bald head....... Speaking of the devil.....

*comes back* Which A-levels will you take, the 1 and 1/2 years or 2 years duration ?

the 1 1/2 year one

You will get your results in August. *evil smirk* Do you know that the deadline is in June ?

So you mean that I have to wait one more year to apply? No !!!!!!!!

No, you just have to send your application first plus your reasons for giving your results late and as soon as you get the results, you can immediately send it to us.

boringboringboring

So, what is the quota for International Students for a medical course in UTAS ?

We take 20

Only?

For you information, that's the normal intake for most universities here.

Oh, okay..... But how many Malaysians are usually selected out of this 20 people?

Here in UTAS, we are not racist, as long as you are not an Australian or a Permanent Resident, you are an international student.

I didn't mean to say that UTAS are racist but....

But you kind of implied it

*terdiam seketika*

So I have to say that medical students in UTAS are the happiest medical students around because the enviroment.......

boringboringboringEND

Anyone who knows me would know that I really get scared or nervous when it comes to talking and asking questions but I have to say that the interview left me scarred and it didn't help that daddy dear didn't stand up for me. Come on la bah daddy, that b*tch in a man's body just called your daughter a racist in front of your face, can't you like like say something like "me, my money and my darling adorable daughter are out of here. Good luck keeping your job when your employers hear from me ! *snap* "

So that was basically how my time has gone pass so far. what else do people say when they want to end their blog anyway? Sorry bah, I'm still a novice... Erm, hope you enjoy reading my not very enjoyable blog and just comment k. Ok, that wasn't so lame, right? Whateves, I'm a freak.

xoxo,

Mir

Malaysia should invadeJapan for Their Girls!!!!!!!!! ~gay yip~

Today has got to be the awesomest day Of July , Oh yes babe, SFC just had its Prefects' Installation for year 09/10 !!!!!! But you know what, I'm not the happiest bcuz of that, no offense k, it is because *drumroll~*Three Japanese Girls Came to our school!!!!! I gave out my gay yip the moment I saw them, SO PRETTY, like dolls this.... I want to post their pictures and also pictures from the prefects' installation but I guess that have to wait until my darlin Purut sends me the pics dat I took using her camera. So many again that, kesian her, but you know I love you right :)

So i'm sure the little amount amount of people who actually read my blog would notice that I don't even have a single picture on my blog. People say a picture tells a thousand words, but I'll just let my thousand words tell a thousand words. Sometimes people forget that that could work too. When people ask why no picture, I say cuz my face ugly(which is not entirely wrong). Same reason also i give when they ask why i don't have any facebook.

I'll just come clean okay. The reason why I don't have any of the above is because I do not own a CAMERA !!!!!! Sure, my parents have lar but it's like an ancient digital camera and I am the clumsiest and most irresponsible person around so a fragile old camera and limited hand-eye coordination don't go together very well, so I've heard.

Now that you know, sensitive lar sikit and next time instead of asking "Why no picture?", just ask lar, "What type and brand of camera you wan, later I buy for you at any random occasion like during The Independence Day or something" :p. Speaking of holidays, two of my brother's don't have to go to school for a week because two of their classmates got infected by H1N1 or SWINE flu. Sorry, i couldn't help but to emphasize SWINE. SWINE. SWINE. Okay, stop it Mir, isn't it enought that people think you're weird, hehe. So much fun oh for them, I also get benefit because now i can sleep more for like 10 minutes now that I don't have to rush to fight for the bathroom with them. Trust me, we're brutal. It also seems like one by one schools are closing down because of these pandemic, I wonder when's Convent's turn.... I know, what about sometime in the middle of August, you know, so that we can miss test and all? Just a thought....

xoxo

Mir

Then Tawau Went Away With the Prize, and This Sucks

OMG, I know i have said a lot of times that i don't mind whatever place i will get because competitions are a good place to gain some experience and also hopefully, friends... And you know what, i still think so. But somehow, this feeling of being a loser haven't seem to go away. I feel like i have let myself and everyone down, although I have to say I did give it my all for the Public Speaking Competition (State level) that was held on the 22th of July. To anyone who says that public speaking is very easy, i say go get a life. It seriously isn't because you must have a wide knowledge in everything on top of thinking on your feet plus the ability to crap to the max and still sound intelligent.

I don't want to bother you with all the stories involving the challenge to go Lahad Datu itself. All I can say is it involved a lot of tears (on my part). Thank you so much my dearest mummy for being so generous with the plane tickets. I love you :)

I made a lot of friends especially from Keningau, Tambunan, Beaufort, Lahad Datu and Penampang. Tawau was quite nice as well. Sandakan on the other hand look quite intimidating but he actually cracked a smile later into the competition. Anyways, i never thought the impromptu speecH this year would be quite stale which is TECHNOLOGY MAKES LIFE BETTER . I didn't do as well as others but I late found out they did a debate topic on this in the state level competition and it was quite recent. That is why a lot of them did very well, apart from them being very good and experienced. One more thing, apparently a lot of districts have no competition which is why they immediately compete in the state level. That made me a little jealous because in kk, you can work your ass off training and researching and that does not even guarantee a win in anything.

So here are the list of winners
1st place : Tawau
2nd place : Keningau
3rd place : Lahad Datu

I have to say something though. Keningau was the 8th to speak, Lahad Datu was the 10th to speak and Tawau was the 11th to speak. Wanna guess who was the 9th ? YOURS FREAKING TRUELY.... That sucks right, i know :(

Anyways i have to say congratulations to all the winners and you guys deserved it. One thing that makes me happy though. My district trophy is way bigger that the trophy at the state level, so thats kinda like a way for me to be happy about losing, kinda....
Now, I have nothing in the way of my studies and that is something i can excel in as long as I work really hard.... Going back to school will definitely be weirder but hey, it's like nearing the end of the year and SPM is closer than anyone can imagine....

Speaking of test, I have to say my results kinda disappoint me so far.... I will reveal later but first this is my comment on the test
BM : Quite easy, but scoring for it is another matter
BI : Also very easy
M3 : The easiest of them all (chapter 6 only keluar, wat you expect)
CHEM : Crap most of it
BIO : All i study, x kuar, yg i x study pula, all keluar (Sucks to the max!)
PHY : I hate this subjet 1st and foremost and never motivated to study it anyway... So yeah,sucks
SEJ: Chapter 5 &6 is not my fav chapter, probably fail (and i never got less than 84)
ADD M3: To me quite okay, but a few mistakes
ENG. LITERATURE: HAHA, DIDN`T DO IT... i skip because just finish PB competition :P
P/MORAL: Quite tough, we'll see good or not the results

Wow, my stress level really went down after writing this... I don't really care if no one's reading because I really feel better after writing my feelings down.... I might even like bloggin now, so not gonna quit, yet...

I guess it's my cue to stop, so just comment or whatever k ?!

Mir :)

Public Speaking (Da real 1)

So, on the 17th of July, the real public speaking competition finally happened. I woke up at 3 in the morning hoping to know my speech inside out. To tell you the truth, even though I had like a week more to practice, i didn't spend ANY time at all on it because i focused all my energy on the freaking hard test (which i will blog about later). I have never failed in any subjects and I don't intend to start now, thank you very much.

Back to the main thing. So, I didn't hafal my whole script because my mum told me that it is a public speaking competition and not a public hafaling the script that you have competition. I honestly just wanted to get the whole thing over and done with and i did not expect anything out of it but to gain some experience and also make new friends (which i did). So I went to school and ask teacher Rosmah to tocang lekat my haircuz if i do kan, gelembung-gelembung that. After that, i went and see teacher aini because she was the one who is suppose to take me to the competition but apparently, Pn. Pang wanted her to stay for some blood donation drive at our school. I really felt like anak terpinggir because no one wants to send me until the awesome teacher Siska agreed to accompany me.

During the part where we have to draw our number, this guy, Adam from Sanzac strike up a conversation with mua. So we had fun talking and one of those stuff was about how we don't want to be the 1st or the last to present our speech. Our wish came true bacause Adam was the 5th to present and i was the 8th (nice number!).

I know what people say about how you should psyche yourself up before a competition but honestly the only thing i did was talk, talk and talk, up till it was my turn to speak. In my opinion, i did pretty well during my prepared speech but honestly, i have to say Sean from La Salle did it the best. He even did some locking thingy during his speech because it was about the hip hop culture.

Then the dreaded moment arrive. The impromptu speech. Wanna know how did i prepare ?
If it was (insert topic), i would say:

• H1N1

H1N1 is swine flu. Repeat after me, SWINEEEEEEEEEEEE......

• 1Malaysia

In my opinion, the 1Malaysia slogan is only a political gimmick by our Most Horrible, I mean Honourable Prime Minister, Dato Seri' Najib something........ I doubt he even knows the specific definition for that particular slogan of his.

And i think i stop preparing after that..... Sad, kan ?

When I was in the quarantine room (haha, swine flu comes to mind) for the impromptu speech, I got the shock of my life when i found out the topic would be WHAT IS SAFE SEX?

I know, it was the longest four minutes ever to write a three minute speech (yes, that is the format for the impromptu speech). When the time ended, I only got the definition ready. It was the most ackward speech ever, explaining what safe sex is exactly. Most of the guys went high I guess cuz they're definitions are like rated 18 and above....

Anyways, at the end of the competition, I was quite confident on nabbing at least a place because i know my impromptu speech was done quite nicely. But having said that, I never expected to win ! Me, the one who didn't even have enough time to prepare for everything, only a few people know how i was suffering deep down inside but i believe God saw my hard work and he rewarded me accordingly :) Let's not forget the other awesome winners which is...

1st runner up : Sean (La Salle)

2nd runner up : Kieran (Maktab Sabah)

You guys are awesome and honestly i had one of the best competitions in my life. We broke the unwritten rule where we are somehow suppose to wish others to fail. Instead, we had a lot of fun talkin to one another and it will be an experience i will treasure, trust me.

The trophy is so big but i am setting my sights to win the state level competition in Lahad Datu (i'll blog about it later...). Don't worry teachers, i might not be your 1st or 2nd choice to join this competition but i promise that i will do my best for God, myself and the school. I can't guarantee anything else, but hopefully it will be enough.

p/s : the competition will be on the 21st and 22nd of July... Wish me Luck

xoxo

Mirable'

24 Things To Always Remember

Your presence is a present to the world.
You are unique and one of a kind.
Your life can be what you want it to be.
Take the days just one at a time.

Count your blessings, not your troubles.
You will make it through whatever comes along.Within you are so many answers.
Understand, have courage, be strong.
Do not put limits on yourself.

So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
Decisions are too important to leave to chance.
Reach for your peak, your goal and you prize.
Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.

The longer one carries a problem the heavier it gets.
Do not take things too seriously.Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.
Remember that a little love goes a long way.
Remember that a lot … goes forever.

Remember that friendship is a wise investment.
Life’s treasure are people together.
Realize that it is never too late.
Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.

Have heart and hope and happiness.
Take the time to wish upon a star.
AND DO NOT EVER FORGET ….
FOR EVEN A DAY
HOW VERY SPECIAL YOU ARE !

Public Speaking Freaking Postponed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is it i hate about my school the most ?!!!!!!!!!! The incompetent staff they have ! This happened last Wed (8th July).... So i agreed to Teacher's Sim's request to join the Public Speaking two days before the date of the competition which was supposed to be on 8th July (the aforementioned date)... So that Monday, i did not even went to class, instead i was stuck in the staff room doing my speech.... Oh yeah, and my teacher said i have to submit a competition worthy speech in 5 hours, YES 5 HOURS !!!!!!!!!!! So i was hyperventilating but by God's grace, i managed to come up with the speech, with the title The Malaysian Way of Life. I thought it was quite good but after that, i was panicking because i found out there was gonna be an impromptu speech!!!!!!!!!! Honey, i don't do impromptu cuz i have foot in mouth disease... I just know that i would say something like da 6th Prime Minister is a douchebag or something.....

Anyway, on Wednesday, I was all prepared for the competition when it was revealed that the competition was postponed.... POSTPONED!!!!!!!!!!!

I know it is a good thing, but can't they tell me earlier, like, i dun know, before the day of the competition ?! It would have saved me a lot of nerve, tears and breakdowns..... Not only that, the letter that said it was postponed was actually received by the school on the 4th, but the "staff" conveniently forgot about it......

Thank God the little amount of self control i have was enough to hold me bact from strangling someone........

Just a thought..................

I really miss the old days where the only thing I have to worry about is about which cartoons to see when some of their times overlap with each other......

Law Olympiad

Hey people, it has been long gone since Law Olympiad competition has been going on (3rd July) but hey, better late than never..... So what exactly is Law Olympiad ? It sounds kinda scary but it is just a simple competition made up of five games such as whodunnit, trivia quiz and so on.... It only requires logic and no knowledge of LAW and all those stuff... The best part, it was conducted in Tsung Tsin.



Frankly, i only went because i didn't want to attend teacher wong's class (she's a trainee teacher who gives homework like crazy and her deadlines is like the next day....). She's a nice person but sometimes humans can last only last so long listening to high pitch, high frequency voice.....

When we first arrive, the feeling i got was, was, how do i put it ? Fine, stephy put it the best, I FELT POOR ! We felt that way because while waiting for our teacher in charge to arrive, this group of Tsung Tsin girls walk around with their head held high with the type of strut that suggest them reciting mentally I'M RICH, I'M RICH.... Stephy's words, but she summed my thoughts exactly....

I was kinda disappointed because Tsung Tsin are kinda lacking in the hot guys department, but i digress....

So the first game was very nice because it requires you to find the murderer in three separate cases, so you're basically the detective. Our group of five people separated into Andrea and Eileen who worked on the 1st case, Sam and Mimi on the second case and i was the loopholer... The strategy kinda backfired because we didn't have time to finish the third case because the first two cases was kinda tough. I ended up doing the third case myself in the last two minutes and i only had time to name some random character as the culprit..... I don't know why but the Help U people thought that it is fun to mess with our brains because they told us the answer right after that... It turned out all three cases that we did, we got right :)

The rest of the competition went well and after the game is over, we had lunch at the school's canteen. OMG, so huge the place, like shopping mall !!!! two storey's again that, sakai trus dis... Apa boleh buat, Convent's canteen is like a quarter of that school's canteen... They serve us so much food that we weren't able to finish it... and being one of the responsible one's (ehem!), i offered to keep the dirty dishes at the designated area... The dustbins there are one of those that needs to be opened by steppin on the foot pedal, so i wanted to throw some food scraps when the smartass guy who was steppin on the pedal suddenly released it, causing the penutup dustbin to fall directly on my hand .... EWWW!!!!!!!

When it was time for the results to be announced, 3rd place with the RM300 prize went to Lok Yuk Team A (da smartass punya team lagi dat....), 2nd place with the RM750 prize went to Tsung Tsin Team B and the first place (RM 1500 !!!!) went to Tsung Tsin Team D.... Congrats to all the winners ! Need help spending the money ?

Although we did not win AKA lost, i was very happy cuz i cannot think of a better team to participate with. Having said that, next time, please lar Tsung Tsin, make the comp. a fair one... The rules clearly stated only TWO teams per school yet you guys sent five... I know lar bah so many people smart smart there, but don't close of chances to other schools to at least get a place okay! And no, I'm not a Sore Loser!*sulks*